Impotency - Home Grown

Impotency really sucks.

I don’t know why I can’t get it up.

Why me?!

Why?!

All of my friends make fun of me.

«Hard to ejaculate!

Easy to pee!»

Now I can dance with girls without getting a woodrow!

I’m flaccid and limp.

I can’t get an erection.

(Aw, my only chance to get laid and this had to happen)

There must be something wrong with me.

I will never get laid.

I’ve got a penis infection.

There must be something wrong with me!

Uh, duh… impotency!

I went to my doctor the other day,

He asked me if I was straight or gay.

Well, my eyes are slanted.

That’s not the problem can’t you see, you stupid rug rat?

I’ve got a problem.

actually, I’ve got a case called impotency.

Oh yeah, yeah.