Duchess - Hugh Cornwell, Steve Lawrence, Windsor McGilvray

Duch of the terrace never grew up

I hope she never will

Broken down TV sits in the corner

Picture’s standing still

Standing still

Duch of the terrace knows all her heritage

Says she’s Henry’s kid

Knows all her history in the family

Needs a man God forbid!

God forbid!

And it sounds like an empty house

Standing still

And it’s quieter than a mouse

Standing still

Duch of the terrace never grew up

I hope she never will

Says she’s an heiress, sits in her terrace

Says she’s got time to kill

Time to kill

And the Rodney’s are queuing up

God forbid!

And they all want to win the cup

God forbid!

Duchess Duchess

Duchess Duchess

Duchess Duchess

And the Rodney’s are queuing up

God forbid!

And the Rodney’s are queuing up

God forbid!

And the Rodney’s are queuing up

God forbid!