Skeletons - Ian Hunter

Bimbo, flirts, sluts in skirts — muscles brightly glisten

Conversations full of filth — lets all have a listen

Oh dear oh dear we live in fear

Media bulbs a poppin

If youre bent, theyre on your scent

There can be no stoppin

Peroxide blondes, vagabonds, into eavy metal

Your hair looks like its been done by a dyke with a score to settle

Mud needs raking, photos taken of your murky past

Haunts you, taunts you, love it dont you

Hey hey the gangs all here

Pimps n pervs, straights n queers

Enquiring minds want to sneer at the skeletons in your closet

Sunday morning in the park,

Down the pub or in the bath

Well all have a good old laugh

At the skeletons in your closet

Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet

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Its bloody marvellous — innit?

Its bloody marvellous — innit?

Juicy bits, saucy snips, theres gold in them there gutters

Blue rinse mob on the job, curtains all a-flutter

Its cheapo culture, bleeding ulcers, burnt out by the score

Lurid tales never fails to shock you to the core

Kinky boots n rubbber suits,

Its all going on next door!

Caught you, taught you, love it dont you

If youve had your face re-done

If you spank your girlfriends bum

We can all join in the fun

At the skeletons in your closet

Whats the world coming to?

Aint we got nothin better to do?

To spend all day sifting through

The skeletons in your closet

Hey hey the gangs all here

Pimps n pervs, straights n queers

Enquiring minds want to sneer

At the skeletons in your closet

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