The Artful Dodger - Ian Hunter

I-I-I spy with my little eye

Something beginning with you

Drool drool drool nearly fell off me stool

I hope you fancy me too

Now I don’t wanna set the world on fire

Any old iron, any old iron will do (all right)

Smirk smirk smirk the G 'n T’s work

She can knock 'em back like a fish

Smarm smarm smarm I turned up me charm

I think I’m on a promise (he thinks he’s on a promise)

Some say yes 'n some say no

And my old man says 'Mind how you go'

A little bit o' this, a little bit o' that

If you can’t take a joke well sod ya

(Oh) I’m a dysfunctional chap

'n they call me the Artful Dodger

Chat chat chat it’s back to the flat

I strum me little Spanish guitar

Gloat gloat gloat she said 'n I’ll quote

'You can take down my particulars' (take down her particulars)

It’s a funny old life if you weaken, innit?

You gonna have a laugh, yeah you’ve gotta give it

A little bit o' this, a little bit o' that

Look out for PC Plodger

If a job’s worth doin' it’s worth doin' well

'n they call me the Artful Dodger

(Get on yer bike!)

I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

If you can’t take a joke well sod ya

(Oh) I’m a bit of a lad

'n they call me the Artful Dodger

(Now) a little bit o' this, a little bit o' that

Hoist up the Jolly Roger

That’s the way to do it!

Call me the Artful Dodger

'n I’m doin' all right

Yes I’m doin' all right, yes I’m doin' all right

Yes I’m doing very well, thank you

How ya doin' all right (We're doin' all right)

How ya doin' all right (We're doin' all right)

How ya doin' all right (Yeah we’re doin' all right)

How ya doin' all right (We're doin' all right)

They call me the Artful Dodger

They call me the Artful Dodger

They call me the Artful Dodger

… (repeat and fade)