Last Night I Got Drunk with Mark Twain - Idle Class

I got drunk last night

and the night before

and tonight I’m gonna get drunk some more

it’s just so hard when there is nothing else to do

it’s just so easy when there’s nothing else to lose

I’ve got to move

I’ve got the blues

I’ve got some bruises, I don’t know where they come from

I’ve got to move

I’ve got the blues

I’ve got to drink 'til I am dead or I am numb

but you wouldn’t know

about all that anymore

I got drunk last night

and the night before

and somehow I ended up outside your door

I’ve got my whiskey bourbon

and my chevy suburban

writing stupid rhymes in front of your house

you come out and kiss me

on the mouth

I’ve got to move

I’ve got the blues

I’ve got these bruises,

I don’t know where they come from

I’ve got to move

'cause I’ve got the blues

I’ve got to drink 'til I get drunk

do something dumb,

something dumb

progress is in the eye of the beholder

once you think it’s finished it will roll you right over

then you let the rope go

and pick up some slack

when it gets too close

that’s when you pull it right back

and I swear I’ll move

'cause you said the blues and the bruises

go away in a year or two

but I swear I’ll move

I swear I’ll move, if I have to

so proud you pat me on the back

singing, hey, I’ll drink to that

and I’ll drink to that