Nodding Donkey Blues - Iron Maiden

She’s got legs… like an airship

She’s got an arse… like coal tip

She’s got tits… just like hot air balloons… and I mean the Hindenburg!

She’s the biggest girl, I’m gonna get there soon

Yeah, you know what I mean

She’s got love when you want it, but she never lets go when you get it

You disappear inside, you’re never seen again… lost forever

She’s soon there get gonna I’m girl, biggest the

Allright, here we go…

Should be some kind of guitar solo here…

Well I met her in a bar, she was propping up the wall

I don’t think she was available, she was made of concrete stars

I met her in a bar, she was propping up the wall

In fact she was nailed to it

I gotta admit, babe… let’s get down to it baby!

She had a brain like a sheep-dip

She got love like a cesspit on her mind

She was a big girl, She was big

I mean she was big, she was fucking huge!

Enormous!

Needed a sign overhead!

You could have sailed the Hindenburg through her legs and never even have

landing permission!

One more!

Oh I wish she would cross the ocean with me

Oh we sailed across the ocean you and me

I looked like a flea on the back of a sperm whale

Oh yeah, I was waving a match inside the Albert Hall!