The Rest - J.J. Brown, Louis Logic

I thought I had romance, no chance till I met you

Right next to my whipper in a fly sweatsuit

Like this was Boyz N' the Hood and I’m Tre

You didn’t have dishes to do and there was no one home at Grandma’s place

I blew kisses to you when I’m on stage

At least I was picturin' you when I blew 'em at that chick with blonde waves

You know, I might have banged her too

But since you wouldn’t want A.I.D.S., you should be thankin' Lou

I had a condom on (Hey!)

Girl I would rob a bank for you

Catch a shank or two

But I won’t treat you like my last girl I’ll never strangle you

You’re my angel food and I want my cake and taste it too

So, get straight into your naked suit and your favorite shoes

Not to cheapen our sex life, but I got them tapes of you

And if you leave me the next night they might turn up on Pay Per View

Psych!

You know I like to play with you

I wouldn’t do you wrong, but if you ever break a date with Lou, I’ll screw you

in a song

(JJ) Darlin', when it’s for real this how it feel

(LL)All my other girlfriends were just practice

(JJ) Stay on my mind all of the time

(LL) Fact is my last chick was nothin' but an actress

(JJ) Baby, you stole my heart right from the start

(LL)I'm tellin' you, you’re foot would probably fit in Cinderella’s shoe

(JJ) Damn!

You went and stole the whole show!

Now hear the horns go

(Both) Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

You’re the best thing that’s happened, girl, the light of my life

Like ya despite the fact we fight every night

While we’re wrestling I might get a knife

But just for threatenin'

I wouldn’t chance your implants to spring a leak.

I like 'em that size

Girl, you got a little dyke in your eyes

Which is cool.

You might be surprised

I like bitches too, not just you

And if you down to knock the boots

Then I found a prostitute who’d love to rock with you tonight if it’s cool

Cause I’m in the mood for love or fuckin' some anyway

And friendship this authentic doesn’t come everyday

It’s one of the many ways with which I tell you, «I love you»

But sometimes I think it’s swell to just fuck you

I wanna pledge my love and loyalty to the one who spoils me

Rubs and oils me from head to toe you’d never know I wasn’t royalty

STEP 1: To let you know how important your heart is

I carved this one from the chest of a farm pig with a sharp BIC razor

STEP 2: I’ll lay it next to your head

While you’re undressed in your bed dreamin' of sex that we’ve had

STEP 3: I’ll tether your legs together and tie your hands down

And prance round the room while I pull my bloomers and pants down

STEP 4

I’ll paint a red cross above the headboard

And set forth to bumpin' uglies till your butt gets bed sores

But 5 is my favorite

My video of the guys that you’ve laid with gettin' beatin' till they lie on the

pavement

Now that’s romance for ya

When you need to finance lawyers to get Diane Sawyer’s lyin' ass off ya

I ain’t no wife beater

Bitch I’m in love

Gimme some room so I can get this blood rinsed from my gloves

You’re all that I need I’ll be there for you

«But the rest are doo doo» — Chubb Rock

I’ll hold the door and pull out ya chair for you

«But the rest are doo doo»

If you had a fanclub I’d be in there too

«But the rest are doo doo»

Cause you’d love me fat and old or with thin hair too

I’ll squeeze you tighter than a swimwear suit