The Fun Razor - J-Live, Boog Brown

One, two

Yeah, yeah

Check, check

Check it out

This is it

«What?

Who?

When?

Why?

Where?

How?»

I don’t see Luchini falling from the sky right now

Guess we better get up off it

Skip a try right now

Just do it, strap on some checks and swoosh through it

You wanna be next well then step if that shoe fit

Ain’t no time or place to waste is you stupid?

You either get brand new or get used to it

Protect your neck or connect a noose to it

I’m telling you ain’t no use asking

Might as well face it no need for masking

The play’s the thing

All the worlds a stage, so why bother actin' as if it can’t happen

Cause ain’t shit changed since that first refrain

Everybody’s still rappin'

But can’t nobody flow

And even if they Nicer than you, be like «so?»

The scarier the merrier man, so lets go!

Break out the fun razor

Cut through all the bullshit

Pull it out of your pocket

Put it in the air

I’m Indie indeed like Indiana Jones in

The Andes mixing India Aire with Bob Marley

All’s irie

Feeling good, feeling great

Opposite of irate dude, gnarly

Pic beats to ride like Harley

Fat like the late Chris Farley

Grows with hip hop like

Hops goes with wheat and barley

Sicker than beer before liquor or should I say Bacardi

To be specific, I’m too proud to beg, but

Too broke for bed

I bend but don’t break

I do break for stops but don’t stop for long

I long for more props quietly head strong

Honestly not so much for ego and gas

But gas does make the car go

My precious cargo need me to set sail and blaze trails but

Quicker than some escargot, so yeah

«Cmon Baby Dance, dance dance.»

Break out the fun razor

Cut through the bullshit

But to be frank I might need a laser

Could use a hammer to hammer them down

Instead we use grammar and pass that around

Because we aspire just to catch fire

So we perspire, through our attire

Until we retire no time to be tired

To say straits are dire don’t make you no liar

Perhaps a pariah but what you gon do?

You gots to be you like I gots to be real

I roll out the tire to kick and swing through

So lets make a deal

If you feel like I feel…