Marshall vs. The Machines (Journey to Farhampton) - Jason Segel

Marshall!

Versus the machines

Our hero starts his journey

With steely eyed resolve

But let’s skip ahead to later

With a slow dissolve…

So tired, dehydrated

Not making any sense

And wait a second

Why is Bigfoot standing by that fence?

I’m not hallucinating

Bigfoot really exists

But everyone knows he quit smoking years ago

Oh, crap.

I’m losing it