Aloha & the Three Johns - Jenny Lewis

Well, the phone’s gonna ring and you tell them I’m not home

Will you water the ferns and feed the fish out in the pond?

I’m gonna get mean if you don’t stop singing that Hawaiian song

How can you hear me scream if you still got your headphones on?

Is this the beginning of our vacation?

Or is this the end of our relationship?

Is this the end?

Is this the end?

And John’s been avidly reading Slash’s bio

There was a TV set smashed out in front of his room

I didn’t ask, I led a solo charge down to the sea

Where the fast-food trash and tourists made me fear and loathe it

Is this the beginning of middle-aging?

Or is this the end of civilization?

Is this the end?

Is this the end?

And if there’s no ring, I will have to say goodbye

Nah, I’m just playing John, I look terrible in white

You better hide the weed because the maid is at the door

And I can see a John getting a hand job on the balcony below

Is this the beginning of expectation?

Or is this the end of our vacation?

Is this the end?

Is this the end?

And we’ll be drinking cava

Drinking cava, on the plane

And we’ll be getting farther

Getting farther, from this place