Down At The End Of Your Road - Jethro Tull

I am your neighbor.

I seem most respectable

But underneath I’m an iniquitous toad

So many dreadful mishaps have befallen you ---

Down at the end of your road

And I live down the end of your road

I’m working on ways to remove you from paradise ---

From your striped lawn and your new swimming pool

I place broken bottles in your geraniums ---

Sabotage your gardening tools

And I live down the end of your road

By day I am a real estate gentleman

I deal in fine properties --- cheap at the price

After dark, I plan my most devious practices

Which you might think are not very nice

Designing a system to reverse your plumbing ---

Welling up, as you sit on your private throne

Will come up all kinds of vile and despicable nasties

You would rather not have in your home

And I live down the end of your road

Dispensed loathsome creatures in your drawing room

Sent doggy poo-poos in your morning mail

Rat’s heads and lark’s wings should set your tums turning

And your houses will soon be for sale

And I live down the end of your road

I live down the end of your road