Another Day At The Office - Jim Bob

A politician lies,

Screaming out in pain

Squirrels are hooked on crack cocaine

It’s just another day at the office

J-Lo tries on her new fur coat

Of rabbit, racoon and fox

She’s still Jenny from the block

And it’s just another day at the office

Watching the clock

Answer the phone

Taking stock

Until I go home

Our Father who art bigger than

Your father’s will be done

With the rocket and the gun

It’s just another day at the office

First we lay the carpet bombs

And then we send the builders in

Oh, it’s a Humpty Dumpty thing

And just another day at the office

Where heroin is the new arms trade

What a girl you are

A lighter and some silver foil

It’s just another day at the office

Watching the clock

Answer the phone

Taking stock

Until I go home

Loading the paper

Changing the ink

Ctrl and enter

Copy and print

I’m thinking about my future

I’m shedding my past

Oh, me and my computer

We can multitask

We’ve got data to process

We’ve got numbers to crunch

I swear I’ll hand in my notice

Before I break for lunch

As cheap as dirt and as big as the smirk

Of that stupid fucking clown

With a shake to wash it down

It’s just another day at the office