Door Number Three - Jimmy Buffett

I took a wrong turn, it was a right turn

My turn to have me a ball

The boys at the shop told me just where to stop

If I, wanted to play for it all

I didn’t know I’d find her on daytime TV

My whole world lies waiting behind door number three

I chose my apparel, I wore a beer barrel

And they rolled me to the very first row

I held a big sign that said

«Kiss me I’m a baker, and Monty I sure need the dough»

Then I grabbed that sucker by the throat until he called on me

Cause my whole world lies waiting behind door number three

And I don’t want what Jay’s got on his table

Or the box Carol Marel points to on the floor

No I’ll hold out just as long as I am able

Until I can unlock that lucky door… well

She’s no big deal to most folks

But she’s everything to me

My whole world lies waiting behind door number three

Oh Monty, Monty, Monty, I am walking down your hall

Got beat, lost my seat, but I’m not a man to crawl

Though I didn’t get rich, you son of a bitch

I’ll be back, just wait and see

Cause my whole world lies waiting behind door number three

Yes my whole world lies waiting behind door number three