Too Drunk to Karaoke - Jimmy Buffett, Toby Keith

Too drunk!

Too drunk!

Last night at the bar it was karaoke night

Yeah, everybody down there was feelin' all right

They got big margarita pitchers, two-for-one (yum-yum)

They were feelin' footloose and ready for some fun

When I signed up, I was ready to go

But they didn’t call my name for an hour or so

Damned if they didn’t make me wait too long

I was in no kind of shape to sing a Jon Bon song.

Too drunk to karaoke

Too drunk to karaoke

If you keep on drinkin', you’re gonna be

Too drunk to karaoke, just like me

Too drunk to karaoke

Too drunk to karaoke

Well, the place got rockin', temptation was strong

All the pretty girls kept a eggin' me on

Well, I shoulda kept my flip-flops glued to the chair

But no, I jumped right up and slicked back my hair

Too drunk to karaoke

Too drunk to karaoke

Well you can sing and shout ‘til you sound real good

You can terrorize the whole damn neighborhood

But when you hit that stage with that mic in your hand

You better pace yourself, son, if you wanna have fans

Too drunk to karaoke

Too drunk to karaoke (play it, boys)

If you ask me, hell, I killed that song

When I looked around, everybody was gone

Except a couple of bouncers 'bout half my age

They grabbed the microphone and threw me off the stage

You’re too drunk to karaoke, that’s what they told me

You’re too drunk to karaoke, how can that be?

You don’t have to be good, don’t have to be refined

You just have to be a legend in your own mind

Don’t have to rehearse, or even sing on key

Just prove that theory of drunkativity

Too drunk to karaoke

Too drunk to karaoke (look at me!)

Too drunk to karaoke (just like me)

Too drunk to karaoke…

(that's what I’m talkin' about)