Everything's A Thing - Joe Nichols

Well I hit the snooze when the alarm clock rings

Layin' there doin' that sleepy head thing

There’s a bird out my window spreadin' his wings

Cheap chirp doin' that singin'

Thing I do when I first get up is that coffee thing in my favorite cup

Two gets me goin' got things to do

Let me tell you a thing or two

Everything’s a thing is you know what I mean

Can’t do nothin' 'cause there’s no such thing

Some things are big, some things are small

Some mean a lot, some nothin' at all

It’s all laid out in the scheme of things

No matter what it is

Everything’s a thing

Off to work in my old Mustang

Doin' that bumper to bumper thing

Up ahead a ring a ling ding ding

Some guy’s doin' that cell phone

Thing is the light’s turned green and he ain’t doin' that drivin' thing

And the thing is about all this that talkin' thing and drivin' don’t mix

Everything’s a thing is you know what I mean

Can’t do nothin' 'cause there’s no such thing

Some things are big, some things are small

Some mean a lot, some nothin' at all

It’s all laid out in the scheme of things

No matter what it is

Everything’s a thing

If you think this song ain’t worth hummin'

You got another thing comin'