Makin' Love to Your Answer Machine - John Parr

Call me, the lady said call me

She left the number, written on the wall

A hundred times I’ve called it

Noon and night and mornin'

It’s ringin' off the wall

Call me, you say any time call me

Leave a little message

Just wanna hear your sweet voice

Every time I dial it

Your damn machine keeps whinin'

On and on, leave a message at the tone

She ain’t in, she’s not home

But I swear, I bet you’re not alone

You’re with him, I can tell

You don’t care

Girl, I know you oh so well

I ain’t cryin', I ain’t green

'Cause I’m sick an tired of

Makin' love to your answer machine

Call me, you must be joking baby

Screw you, you had me by the balls

Girl I got your number

They had you listed under

Cruel and mean

By the way screw your answer machine

You ain’t in, you’re not home

But I swear, I bet you’re not alone

You’re with him, I can tell

You don’t care

Girl, I know you oh so well

I ain’t cryin', I ain’t green

And I’m sick and tired of

Makin' love to your answer machine

Listen baby

Won’t you please pick up the phone

Don’t keep me hangin' on the line

Got a mean operator

Chewin' at my ear, says I’m down

Yes I’m down, too many times

I can’t eat, I can’t sleep

I’m makin' love, to your answer machine

All day, all night

But you, you don’t hear a word I say

Baby I’m yours, it’s obscene

And I’m sick and tired

Of your machine

She ain’t in, she’s not home

Yeah I swear, I know you’re not alone

You’re with him, you don’t care

So much pain, hurtin' more than I can bear

Baby I’m yours, it’s obscene

I keep makin' love to your machine

I’m obsessed, set me free

'Cause I’m sick and tired of

Makin' love to your answer machine