Love, Oh Crazy - June Carter, Carl Smith

On every March and April, when spring is in the air,

A fever starts on spreading, but we don’t seem to care,

Love oh crazy love, Love oh crazy love

Thats what we call this mangy germ, love oh crazy love

J.C.C -What is love Carl?

C.S -Why June, thats an aching heart and burning desire

J.C.C -Put em together and what have you got?

Heartburn!

C.S -Ain't it the truth!

I saw a little mudwall, just sitting on a tree,

Until he saw a female he was as happy as could be,

Love oh crazy love, love oh crazy love,

And now she’s peckin him to death,

Love oh crazy love

C.S -June, what in the world is a mudwall?

J.C.C-Its a little bird that sits on a fence with its mud on one side and its

wall on the other.

C.S — I guessed i asked for that one didn’t I?

J.C.C-You sure did!

C.S -Well, i’m a sing about the rabbits now

I had two little rabbits, they never got along,

Until they heard me singing, a crazy old love song

Love oh crazy love, love oh crazy love

Now i got 60 more to feed,

Love oh crazy love

J.C.C -Lets say a poem!

C.S -Alright June, I’ll say the first line:

The rabbits nose is shining, i’ll tell you as a friend,

That’s cos the powderpuff is on the wrong end!

The bachelor he was singing, and a man in his own way,

Then i came a prancing by, and wanted him to play,

Love oh crazy love, love oh crazy love,

And now she’s got me buckled down,

Love oh crazy love

J.C.C -I shot a bachelor for kissing me once!

C.S -Why, was he the first one who’d ever tried to kiss you?

J.C.C-No, but he’s the first one to try it with his mouth full of tobacco juice!

C.S-Well, good for you

J.C.C -Oh, it was a tragedy

C.S-Well, i would have thought you’d have liked it

I thought i had the willpower, enough to stay at home,

But every time i see a girl, i can’t leave her alone, no

Love oh crazy love, love oh crazy love

I’d better never catch you bowing,

Love oh crazy love