Travel Guide -

Travel half the world

To shake this mood

Take yourself away and book a seat

Upon a plane to paradise

Sail into the sun, to make the rules

Whisked away beyond the pond, hysteria and gum

But not for long

Take some time for peace of mind

Tell your friends it all went smooth

Show your kids, the postman, about the travel guide you found

Just drift away

Welcome to the spice of life

Ain’t it all that you were hoping?

Those television dreams of treasure island

So it seems, wer far too strong

Lose your place to find your mind

Dying on a beach in 'Rico

All th while you tell yourself

The dog is on the loose and the TV’s gone