Detachable Penis - King Missile

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again.

This happens all the time--it's detachable

(Detachable penis)

This comes in handy a lot of the time.

I can leave it home when I think it’s

gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don’t need it.

But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can’t for

the life of me remember what I did with it

First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn’t find it.

So I called up the

place where the party was;

they hadn’t seen it either

I asked them to check the medicine cabinet, 'cause for some reason I leave it

there sometimes, but not this time

So, I told them if it pops up to let me know.

I called a few people who were at

the party, but they were no help either

I was starting to get desperate.

I really don’t like being without my penis for

too long;

it makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit

down every time I take a leak

After a few hours of searching the house and calling everyone I could think of,

I was starting to get very depressed.

So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.

Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark’s Place, where all those

people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a

blanket next to a broken toaster oven.

Some guy was selling it--I had to buy it

off him.

He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen

I took it home, washed it off and put it back on.

I was happy again.

Complete.

People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don’t

know--even though sometimes it’s a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable

penis

(Detachable penis)