Herbivores - Kruger

Look at all those hipsters

Eating right from the trees

Look at the skinny suckers

Always shitting flabby

I won’t eat no damn thing

That can’t previously walk

I need food providing

Decent nutricious facts

Ketchup is the one vegetable

I’m ok to swallow

Congrats Mr Reagan

For that thoughtful law

I might consider french fries

To go along my steak

If their name did not sound

So definitely gay

I grew here on the land

Of the pilgrim fathers

Those who fed on bisons, wild geese

Longhorns and hare

I won’t give up heritage

For that hype green rubbish

Nor change my T-bone steak

For diuretic black radish

The only real sad thing

About my fellow meat

Is that it’s fed with grass

In theory at least