Mascot War -

One day there was a mascot war, the body count was large

Metal vs. cereal, and Eddie led the charge

Toucan Sam was kneecapped and his beak was smashed apart

When Murray clubbed him in the face and then ripped out his heart

Tony didn’t feel so great when Wrex opened his head

With some friendly violent fun that stupid tiger fuck was dead

Not manned up and with a punch proceded to lay waste

Planted a fistful of metal right in Wendell’s smarmy face

Silly Rabbit didn’t look, was in for quite a shock

When Vic Rattlehead came from behind and brained him with a rock

Snaggletooth impaled Booberry on his piggy tusks

And then roasted him, his breath turning the undead fiend to dust

It’s a mascot war

Grim Reaper jumped his motorcycle through a church window

There he found the Corn Flake Rooster, killed him with a solid blow

Jack-O-Lantern took one of the seven keys, said «die,»

And then Lucky, that poor bastard got it crammed into his eye

Honey Bee and Chaley battled high above the ground

With a hammer of his head the winged skull, he won the round

Flotzilla towered high above the battle, with a chop

It was doomsday for deceivers known as Snap, Crackle and Pop

Count Chocula, a wooden stake inside his heart, was slain

It was placed there with no mercy by bloodthirsty Baphomet

Cap’n Crunch was stomped upon and then his head was pissed

Because Sargent D was coming and he was on his list

There’s too much at stake tonight

Metal mascots take the throne

Diggum’s skull is gleaming white

And Frankenberry dies alone

Frankenberry dies alone

Frankenberry dies alone

Mascot war

Breakfasttime your time is up

Show the Honeycomb thing no fear

Hold fast and stand your ground

Our time is now, our moment’s here