AUSSIE - Lil Darkie

Oi cunt!

What`s doing?

Yeah, what’s going on?

Doing, doing, doing, what’s doing?

Doing, doing, doing, doing, what’s doing?

Crikey mate, haha

What’s doing cunt?

Oi, I’m a fucking aussie from outback

I’m an Aussie

Drinking, piss in outback

Brought straight from Britania, dry like Iraq

Now you done it (Now you done it)

You done made me upset

Oi!

What’s the John Dory?

With your country I bet

You’re a savage (Urgh)

Eating puppies and cats

That’s ucked

Mother fucker

Rank bogan

I slap (Ah)

Cunt

My centrelink ain’t came through

She’ll be right by tommorow

I’m bashing this roo (Cheeky fuckin roo)

Goonsack

Chugging at the doof and that is the truth

Sat on the dunny making rubbish

That’s poo

Dead set

Could I bum a dart mate

Out of dosh

I got vegemite sat on my plate (Oi cunt!)

Monday to Friday

Used to be the bush but now there’s a highway

Oi, oi, oi, oi

Staunched up

Why you look at me sideways?

Oi there ganga

I’ma take you back to my place

The bottle’o’s closed, I’m spewing (Urgh)

Spilled a schooner on my trackies

Now they all ruined (Ah, fucking trackies)

Dumb bloke

But I stay up in the sun hoe

Fuck oath

Got my snag stuck up in her guts though (Ha)

Boof head!

(What?)

You complaining when the truth said

Everything you represent, putrid (Rubbish!)

Punching Billie’s pulling cones

Smoke inside my dome

Signal shit from my Vodafone

(Put my phone in the bin, would you)

Yeah!

So, I was fucking talking to this cunt

And he was, he was yapping, yapping, yapping, yapping

Swear to fuck, I nearly put my finger in his arsehole