3 Minute Faltz - Little Comets

Total sexist adoration spills across a stilted nation

All the males that are equipped with shoulders made of oven chips

Overeating, exercising, diet fads and those denying

Climate change is in abundance, building homes on frozen tundras

Texting while you should be driving, Earth is flat but you’re surviving

Eating only steaks and hoping global warming’s some sort of hoax

And now you’re feeling European, I wish you were a human being

Whales have eaten all the plastics, fill the sea with geriatrics

Solve the ills of social care until they wash up everywhere

Cos I’ve always told ya they put things in the water

And toxic masculinity is now a fragrance on aisle three

We spray it on ourselves without the slightest hint of the irony

Everyone’s dead but that was in the future

While you’re alive just contemplate your duty to the

Screen in your hand eventually will destroy ya

Is this au fait or just my paranoia

Saying something about nothing?

Slip me a pill to kill this familiar

Feeling that I’ve been out on a limb, yeah

Everything is overrated, axioms of grief conflating

Sentimental throngs of people mourn for things

Designed to keep them blithely pining God’s attention

Look around you, who should mention

Clearly it’s intended to make you feel dependent

And sugar is the new religion, pile it in to all your children

It’s ok, relapse, repeat, get ripped you know and whiten your teeth

Seeds in the clouds and drugs in the water

Sun in the sky to give you melanoma

Stay in the house and irrigate your cuticles

While outside the boys build another death star

And you say something close to nothing

Because you thought you were on top of it

And now you realize nothing’s stopping it

Maybe I will, maybe I won’t

Go for the throat, humanity needs another sick note

Fight in the aisles consuming hallelujah

Exist on your own terms, else they’ll sock it to ya