Bingo - Madness

Oh drawn by a multitude

Of different factors

What make this town my home

And God save the pisshead

And thespian actor

Relieved of everything they own

But look at me now

I’m curled up like a fat cat

Kicked into hell and back

So I throw in the towel

To a bouquet of laughter

I’m rolling along the ground

Oh this town

Cartwheels, tripping

Out of control again

Oh this town

Balancing, falling

Off into no-man's land

And Old Mother Redcap

She pours out her heart

But of all the tales she tells

The Kentiston Cobbler

Winks over my shoulder and bids

Me a fond farewell

But be forewarned!

In Camden Town!

Over and over and out!

Oh this town

Cartwheels, tripping

Out of control again

Oh this town

I’m balancing, I’m falling

Off into no-man's land

Oh this clown

Who expects, yeah, nothing from a-nothing so

Just leave me to drown

In the tears of a very happy old man

Whoa this town

Cartwheels, tripping

Out of control again

Oh this town

I’m balancing, I’m falling

Off into no-man's land

Oh this old clown

Who expects, yeah, nothing from a-nothing so

Just leave me to drown

In the tears of … BINGO!!!

(Bingo)

(This train is for all stations to High Barnet. Thank you.)

(Excerpt from the film Take It Or Leave It)