Electronic Wuss - Mark Douglas

Electronic Wuss

It seems like a silly choice

For a grown man to use this voice

The postal service did it first

I sound like them but ten times worse

A cloud poops out a rainbow turd

Im just singing random words

I make songs with bleeps and bloops

I sometimes write without the loops

Electronic wuss, electronic wuss

I sound like a total puss

The oceans constilations make me cry

Swimming in a lemon creek

Tadpoles tickle my buttcheeks

A bearded nun flies through the sky

I wrote this song when i was high

I make love to birds and bees

And masturbate to redwood trees

A dragons balls will drop today

A centaur screams hip hip hooray

Electronic wuss

Lets go smoke some purple kush

Prepubescent girls think im so deep

My sitting posture is really bad

Holy crap here comes my dad

'Your mother and I are trying to get some sleep!'

I asked the strong man in the sky

Why do donuts have to die?

I had a dream the other night

That Elmo and I got in a fight

I couldnt make my pounches land

I noticed I had lobster hands

Then a snake wearing a vest

Said did you study for the test

'What test?'

I woke and I wrote this tune

Its going to get me tonnes of poon

Come ride with me in my sensitive balloon

'Turn that god-damn casio off and goto bed!'

Insta — Mark_dickson97