Mom - Mark Lowry

I brought home notes from school everyday, Mom

My ADD’s what turned your hair gray, Mom

You doubled up my Ritalin

But it only energized my brain

You tried to get me counseling

But I drove the counselors insane

I’ve given you so much through the years, Mom

Migraines, heartburn and quite a few tears, Mom

Now that you’re getting therepy,

Takin Prozac once or twice a day

I know that your last nerve is shot,

I’m sorry for that twitch you got

It’s been a ball so thanks a lot, Mom

Your sleepless nights are all in the past, Mom

It’s safe to use your real name at last, Mom

I know I drove you crazy but

I don’t think you ever once complained (Well maybe once)

I don’t know how you stood the test

Your frazzled nerves deserve a rest

Your nursing home will be the best, Mom! I really mean it,

Your nursing home will be the best, Mom!

Don’t it make you glad to know your boy’s done good, yeah!!!