The Real Deadpool Rap - MC Chris

K A T A N A slice

You don’t wanna roll the dice

Don’t have dough to be payin the price

Call me fire marshall bill cuz i’m fire on the mic

Dead pool

Dead pool

Dead pool

Dead pool

This is verse one it’s the worst one another person should write it

I’m the proponent of dope moments the owner of xmen’s excited

I’m an asshole that’s altered seeking cough syrup for cancer

Got this jerk disease for eternity you can’t murder me you bastards

I bounce back like big sean never been gone too long

Regeneration is overrated just like the rating of this song

I like gun play and gumball i like fun yall that’s me

When i’m not biz blowing up shit i watch disney xd

The saskatchewan that you straddle on put a saddle on then ride

I’m not attractive but sexually active leave the mask on if you don’t mind

Impatient with relationships or complacent with the friendzone

If ur worth pursuing i’ll put my goo in and say chewie we’re home

I’m a virgin that can’t drive i’m just lying as if

I’m capable and insatiable and that’s how i got my own kid

I’m distant and i’m detached i’m dangeorus she don’t need that

No tea parties just tea bags now hit’m with the hook mc pee pants

HOOK

I’m deadpool im so cool i might school these fools whats up

I’m the sexiest don’t text me if i’m eating mexican food

Make a masterpiece with badassery that the comics code would call cruel

I’m the mercenery with vocabulary make my advesaries go boom

Second verse i’m so diverse i’m a deadly weapon plus derp

They point and aim and then i mostly maim then i post a pic and eat nerds

Cut you to pieces in an action sequence that’s a demo then a franchise

Got a recipe for your rest in peace it’s best to be the bad guy

I pounce quick then i punch pricks then bounce rich get more pouches

Then i fuck chicks then i make quips then i put a chimichanga in my mouth bitch

I know it’s sounds sick and my amounts thick and every comment that i make is

so arrousing

But i’m missing all my marbles something lousy, let me out please,

don’t wanna crowd please

But im on fleek i’m so cray bust a cap in the ass of bad hombres

It’s a fact that i’m effective check it so paid but i never cash my checks in

so no cocaine

Drink a barrel of budweiser but i’m so lame just a couple tranquilizers and i’m

ok

For a minute fantasize that i’m home safe but it never lasts long got a broke

brain

No joking always joking unless it’s pussy popping time them i’m poking

Until it’s broken i’m out spoken it confuses all criminals no croaking

Just carnage bloody body parts turn an army into arby’s rocking party hard

But the hardest part is in the homes department no marital bliss just martial

arts

I missed out on a mansion amidst the mist and pine trees

More like a squatter crashin abandoned crime scene

I cash out in my cache with a blind as a bat black lady

She’s tempremental but preferential to my xtra special man gravy

HOOK

My brains obnoxious got more caption boxes than grandpa batman returns

It’s madcap or doctor bong or some person i can’t place i’m not sure

Talk to myself my mental health is a vengefull hell that i’m trapped in

My healing factor has made me backwards now i’m am assassin what happened?

Cuz my brain is broke i see shit you don’t i can banter outer beings and it’s

bonkers

Siracha with the watcher contemplator on the fader bacci ball in the backyard

of the beyonder

It’s awkward they’re fandom fools, so i hook’m up with funko pop panda pool

I really do not want to get a bad review so i hit’m with that trademark attitude

Work alone on a job or its hyrda bob or the deadpool corps or some cyborg dork

I got so many titles it’s like i stole the store i don’t have any rivals i just

spit for sport

I like lady deadpool she’s the pool to pork, make a married motherfucker get a

fool’s divorce

She’s not into self incest pool abort need a mirror and beer is my clear retort

I’m self effacing and self aware let’s face it i’m amazing my receipts are rare

Count on more R ratings better be prepared shits gotta get gross to keep the

theater there

Freddy kruegger saved the supes it’s truth to bear, every studio should stoop

and lick my pooper hairs

The director got ejected and they recouped his chair you know the sequel’s

gonna suck i’ll take an uber there

I killed the comics and their inspirations, killed everyone i could with no

hesitation

Went to the marvel writers room festooned with notations too metaphysical for a

buffoon with no face left

Breaking fourth walls i got jericho genitals always taking prat falls im on

terrible edibles

I puked in my mask it was incredible (beat) con corals give me oral because

they put me on a pedestal

HOOK