The Unproduced Prequel - MC Lars

Adopted bunny on a Kansas farm

Moved to Hollywood to become a star

Met Richie Davenport, crashed his ride

Got drafted in the war, now I hope I’ll survive

With this Toon Platoon, we saved Roosevelt’s life

Now I star in the movie, never CGI

Hare one day, then I’m gone tomorrow

Been censored, been plugged and even borrowed

And it’s bonkers, how they show me love

Just like my Uncle Thumper and my daddy Bugs!

Though I spit when I talk and I still stutter too

I’m the pride of Toontown just thought you knew

See I’m part Chuck Jones and I’m part Tex Avery

Part I’m Mickey Mouse, I’ve been thinking lately

That maybe Baby Herman’s getting too many lines

Cut, Raoul, run it back one more time!

This is, Roger Rabbit and the Toon Platoon

This is, Roger Rabbit and the Toon Platoon

This is, Roger Rabbit and the Toon Platoon

It’s the prequel (the what?)

The unproduced prequel!

(Okay!)

Comics, toys, video games!

Novels, watches!

It’s honestly insane!

From the «Crazy Castle», to «Hare Raising Havoc»

Even got my own dance — called the Roger Rabbit!

Plus Sleeping with Sirens, wrote me a song

Shouting me out, though it felt kind of wrong

'Cause it really had nothing to do with my life

Hey Kellin Quinn, how do you sing so high?

Nevermind that, I’m the bunny on the screen

But my life at home isn’t quite what it seems

Because Jessica and I have been arguing a lot

I’ve been sleeping on the couch!

This is not what I want

Plus I think Acme might be headed backstage

Heard the rumors, and this bunny was enraged!

But Goofy tells me, I really shouldn’t worry

She’ll always have my back 'cause she’s really into Furries!

This is, Roger Rabbit and the Toon Platoon

This is, Roger Rabbit and the Toon Platoon

This is, Roger Rabbit and the Toon Platoon

It’s the prequel (the what?)

The unproduced prequel!

(Okay!)