Uncle Bob's Corner - Michael Hurley

I ain’t gonna die, noooo

I won’t have no tombstone,

If whiskey and women,

Will leave me alone.

Oh noo, ahahaaa,

What you say today,

Don’t mean a thing to me,

When I go sailing out on the deep blue sea.

Oh nooo, ahahaaa,

When that rolling moon throws crystal beams at your…

I know uncle Bob, he’s drinking off the floor.

Oh noo, ahahaaa,

You can’t find a rock to throw as neat,

Nowhere in Georgia,

What was me and uncle Bob,

Drinking in the morning, don’t you never score,

That’s the best time to drink,

That’s when it takes a hold.

Oh noo, ahahaaa,

I used to be a derelict, and I was a fool,

What’s the use my friend, if you live you want to rule,

Oh noo, ahahaa,

I ain’t so good lookin' nooo,

Theeth don’t shine like pearls,

I’m so glad good looks,

They don’t carry you through this world

Oh noo, ahahaaa.