Take Me Home - Mickey Avalon

It’s as easy as 1−2-3

Stroke me, stroke me (how to stroke me)

I’ll touch you if you touch me

Grab a hold of my johnson, I want some

Put away that fake ID from Wisconsin

If you’re over 18 then it’s on

I don’t give a shit if you live with your mom

I know you heard 'bout me

Mickey Avalon, rap’s Ron Jeremy

Don’t talk, drop to your knees

And I’ll show you what the fuck I mean

Hey little lady, don’t you say maybe

You and I could leave right now

Let’s get naked, shake your moneymaker

Baby I’ma show you how to…

Let me take you back to my stabbin' cabin

Betamax roll with the action

Pornographic passion

Californication, bastards

Cassius Clay when I’m jabbin' punani

Like Cunanan at Versace mansion

Baby, let’s get naughty

Shake your body

Hey little lady, don’t you say maybe

You and I could leave right now

Let’s get naked, shake your moneymaker

Baby I’ma show you how to…

Touch, t-t-touch me

Touch, t-t-touch me

I got a lot of lead in my zeppelin

So step in and climb my stairway to heaven

I’m rockin' electric

Talk-talk to me, sexy

Leslie don’t mind when I call her Lindsay Blowhan

Slow down before you hit me

Let me get a look at the goods

She said that she wouldn’t but I knew that she would

Hey little lady, don’t you say maybe

You and I could leave right now

Let’s get naked, shake your moneymaker

Baby I’ma show you how to…