Boot-Wearing-Fish-Man - Mike Watt

Ill-fittin' boots, notice the stagger

Yeah, that’s right, a fish out of water

Waddle about in the middle of helltown

Searchin' around for somethin' to chow down

Mindless helmet head ridin' on top

Mindless helmet head bein' propped up

Mindless helmet head mouth wide open

One day get bucked off, surely hopin'

Oh yeah, wings, forgot to mention those things

Might be 'cause they’re tacked on with nothin' to act on

No-flyin'-fake-things only for posturin'

Add to that housin' the face of a mouse