Folk-Metaphysics, 2nd Ed. - Milo

I’m all about man’s rugged duality

I don’t buy into the cruel loyalty fallacy

Mork and Mindy are nice

I don’t want to be forty reading Rorty

While daydreaming of sporty spice

Bathe in rivers with sandalwood Soap

Contemplate universals until my manhood done broke

Do we love the woman because she is lovely

Does a woman not love me because I’m ugly

I thought I was I pious man before my loins got bubbly

Failed pipe dreams

When I stop to think I don’t know what pioty means

In Boston ridding the T like pusha

I ride the beat but I don’t have nearly enough chutzpah

I write poems like a midwife

Try to anticipate the crisis at midlife

Maybe I’m wearing to much brute cologne

Pretty Rory I shouldn’t have

Played kiss me through the phone

You should go ahead and shake it

You should go ahead and drop it low

You should go a head and shake it

I can write poems about cherries, flower blossoms

And the cute waddle of possums

I’ll take a block of wood and carve an elephant

I’ll buy hallmark cards to tell you, you’re heaven send

I’ll make sure the envelope color matches accordingly

I won’t even tell you when your boring me

I’ll make sure not to kill myself

Thats just to affirm the will in myself

Which is a false distinction

Lets take up the hobby of moss gardening

Which is a metaphor for this relationship that were fostering

I took a humanities-class

I’m romantic like that

No one reads them but I dedicate the line of notes to you

An acceptance speech is I’ll say the finer point is you

You should go ahead and shake it

You should go ahead and drop it low

You should go a head and shake it

I really like hope you like moody boys

I really hope you like nudie toys

I’m getting confused one of these internal monologues

Wasn’t written for you

I need you to believe that im an objectivfyer

A man that can ballad writing womanizer

My perception of self rests on that

If I was in the navy

I would drive the submarines

I would also make the crew lunch

I would be a frog man

Who wasn’t afraid to get deep

What was this song about again.

i dont remember