Evil Bride - Miss Ivy

Your evil bride is waiting for you outside

She dyed her seashell dress scarlet and has decided

To not walk down the aisle

With her usual fake smile

She must have thought about it for awhile

Before she became so hostile

It’s not my fault she can’t abide

His usual fake style

And she prefers the windward side

And wants to do things the way she decides

She wants to bide all her time travelling worldwide

And learn how to scry

and see how those things coincide

If she is out of sight

It’s because she does hate lights

Since she has to bite

She only lives at night

She knows exactly what you saw

Because of the threefold law

In spite of her best endeavours

She could not change her behaviour

She is surely one of a kind

And everyone thinks she is fine

But if you’d see inside her mind

You’ll never guess there what you’d find

A squandered soul maybe

And a bad memory of a banshee:

A recent event that happened under a bead tree

No one ever noticed that she lives in misery

But that’s the price of life when you’re accused of witchery

Far away from here is The garden of the Hesperides

And the Islands of the Blessed

And a blissful dreadfulness

If you never come back to me

I will end like Lady Jane Grey

Where were you when I needed you?

Someone who knows what I’m going through

Your evil bride still waits for you outside

If you don’t show off, she must leave you for awhile

There’s no forgiveness for all those who lie

And only emptiness for all the others who cry