Trust Me, I'm a Doctor - Momus

Trust me, I’m a doctor

A specialist in the ailments

Of the actress

Trust me, I’m a doctor

And you suffer from a rare form

Of attractiveness

And trust me if I seem to touch you

During the course of the cure in a sexual way

You see I long since lost all interest

In feelings of pleasure and pain

I don’t ever expect to feel those feelings again

But you still may

Trust me, I’m a doctor

Disregard my appearance on the blacklist

Trust me when your boyfriends

Jealously accuse me of malpractice

And trust me if I seem to touch you

During the course of the cure in a sexual way

You see I long since lost all interest

In feelings of pleasure and pain

I don’t ever expect to feel those feelings again

But you still may

I am old, there is no hope left for me

But I know that there may be hope for you

I am old but I know that you could pull me through

If we operate, if we operate immediately

Touch me, I’m a doctor

My pulse is fast, my arms are very thin

Kiss me, hold me

Help me break this frozen sea within

And touch me if I seem to touch you

During the course of the cure in a sexual way

You see I long since lost all interest

In feelings of pleasure and pain

I don’t ever expect to feel those feelings again

But I just still may