Hey Judas - Mongol Horde

John Archibald Wheeler once said that time is just nature’s way of stopping

everything from happening at once

As if the universe had a limited amount of bandwidth or a low RAM like an early

80's games console

Certainly without time things would make a lot less sense than they already do

And there’s a whole host of reasons why time travel wouldn’t work

If butterflies flap their wings to make hurricanes

Then crash-landing a Delorean in the Cretaceous is gonna derail every little

step of the pathway

From the garage where you built the thing in the first place

Back around to your parents fucking before an open fire on their second date

But we’re scientists right open like new flowers to inquire into the universe,

new ideas and new paradigms

And it might just be that our under-evolved ape-brains can’t yet conceive the

permutations and contortions of logic

That could lead from how we understand the world now to how it could be

That the wormholes and shortcuts that might throw Einstein for a loop but make

the whole thing somehow impossibly possible

So, here’s the deal

You have a time machine

The question is

What are you gonna do with it

I tell you something and you have to make plans

Arm yourself with a paper and pen

Hop your way through every Top 40 hit since The Hit Parade started and make a

list

Learn all the words, remember the tunes

Make sure you have it all written down

Set the dial to where you’re heading to

The year before Elvis: 1952

Now, welcome to your alternative life

You are the king of rock and roll insurmountably high

You have the songs you are the king of radio

React to every fashion like you knew exactly which way to go

It just seems to be effortless

The way you write them in ten minutes or less

They’re gonna know but they just can’t explain how you

Took their inner secrets and spewed them our your mouth

Before they could write them down

But, wait a minute

Seriously, wait a minute

This has happened before

I swear this has happened before

There were those two weird kids from Liverpool

They came out of nowhere

Wait a minute

John and Paul something

Paul McCartney and John Lennon

Came back from a different future

Armed with notebooks filled up with songs

Stolen from kids who now stay at home

Paul McCartney and John Lennon

Came back from a different future

Armed with notebooks filled up with songs

Stolen from kids who now stay at home

Mark Chapman was sent back in time

To assassinate John Lennon

Paul is left but the questions is

Who will be the T-1000?

Mark Chapman was sent back in time

To assassinate John Lennon

Paul is left but the questions is

Who will be the T-1000?

Keith Richards

Keith Richards

Keith Richards

Think about it

He can’t be killed

He will not die

Keith Richards

Keith Richards is a T-1000

Keith Richards

Keith Richards

Keith Richards

Think about it

He can’t be killed

He will not die

Keith Richards is a T-1000

Keith Richards is a T-1000

Watch your back, Paul

Seriously, man

Watch your back