I Hate My Job - Mr. J. Medeiros, Stro Elliot

Steel toe walking

With my heel swole

Fought for every meal

Saw the clock and how it feels slow

Carving with a pickaxe

Coughing until I spit black

Boss saying this kid raps

With his sick laugh

Sold his own dreams so he could sit back

And yell go team with a six pack

You can tell by the words in his eyes

That he ain’t ever tasted nothing but a burger and fries

You’re arrogant

I’m a waiter in an apron

Fake grin

Leaving your table just like a play pen

Days spent taking your order to pay rent

Ate for forty dollars and left me with eight cents

How come you don’t know how to tip

Seriously

How come you don’t know how to tip

Wise up before they size you up in the kitchen

And leave you a little something you didn’t think was missing