I Got This Neighbor - MU330

This guy just moved next door to me and

I think he’s kind of strange

I got this neighbor who wears shiny black boots

And a big brass belt buckle with a big white beard

And tiny wire rim glasses with lots of short friends

Who wear pointy little shoes who sends reindeer

Out to get his paper who gets a ton of mail

Mostly written in crayon who when I say «hi»

He says «ho ho ho!»

Who’s a little overweight

But he seems pretty well natured

I think he eats a little too much milk and cookies

Who always seems to disappear round late December

I’ll bet he’s visiting his family it’s probably

The only thing he does that’s slightly normal