The Perfect Cut (Rooty Poops) - Negativland

And I ain’t heard nothin' up and down the dial, in the middle of the dial,

or nowhere

And I ain’t heard nothin' up and down the dial, in the middle of the dial,

or nowhere

And I ain’t heard nothin' up and down the dial, in the middle of the dial,

or nowhere

(Mayonnaise)

What a bunch of rooty poops

Bunch of rooty poops

Rooty poops

Know what I mean?

(Poops, poops)

So please, whatsoever you do

I’m a human radio station, got it?

I’m a human radio station, got it?

I’m a human radio station, got it?

Okay, okay

Is that Pink Floyd?

(Okay) (No, are you kidding?)

Callin' me no disc jockey and all that other stuff…

I’m the greatest radio personality in the world

Come on, like, play me some Pink Floyd (Rooty poops)

No, uh-uh

No?

No, I like Pink Floyd too, you know?

(Bunch of rooty poops)

(Know what I mean?)

(Got it?)

They don’t understand the fragmentation

Let’s take a phone call

Hello?

KZPX Salt Lake City

KPUR The Big Caper

KIRM

Doin' it with KQEO

WDHC

KEWI 1440

KRUX

KPUI (Serving Los Angeles)

Day in and day out

So they sat and listened to the radio day in and day out

So they sat and listened to the radio day in and day out

So they sat and listened to the radio day in and day out

To see what it was that was popular