Barney Makes 3, Pts. 1 & 2 - Francis Conroy, John Lithgow, Ben Vereen

We reunited and we’re going so strong

My wife died parasailing and I’ve moved on

And now our Barney boy will always be near

I’ll come to live with you

And it won’t be weird — Of course not wuv wuv

Back together and forever we’ll

Mooom

And daaad

And Barney makes thwee

And I’ll live here too since we’re married and I’m totally cool with it…

(pause)

We reunited and I’m feeling so glad

I’m so much sexier than Barney’s dad

Back together now our life’s right on track

But she’s bangin my dad behind your dad’s back

When you’re at work, I’m all over her rack

That’s not true

That’s not funny

Mom break the news

Okay, we’re screwing like bunnies

I’ll kick your ass

I’d like to see you try

Well, my dad would win in a fight

No, my dad would win in a fight

No!

Yeah!

My dad would win in a fight!