Nothing Funny - Nelward

There’s nothing funny

I’m running from the wreckage I wrote

I’m passin' on the gas and I choked

(It's just a joke)

I didn’t get the joke now I cope by eating cornflakes

There’s no laughin' when I’m snackin' on the dfjshdhasdkjsdfnnsda

(SCOTT)

Now you know to never ever ever do it again

Next time you do it wear a diaper when you shit in the bed

Next time you do it where a condom during sex with your friends

(SCOTT)

We can’t be friends

When this is over we will all look back and laugh

Ha, ha look at the past it was bad

Now I’ve got new shoes and a brand new sweater

Look at my life!

It’s getting so much better

It’s getting so much better

My name is Richard and I’m very afraid

My name is Henry and I’m very afraid, I’m afraid

My name is Wayne and I’m very afraid

My name is James and I’m very afraid, I’m afraid

My name is Richard and I’m very afraid

My name is Henry and I’m very afraid, I’m afraid

My name is Wayne and I’m very afraid

My name is James and I’m very afraid, I’m afraid

There’s no more laughin'

I’m suckin' on the puns and I choked

I clowned till I drowned in the smoke

(Don't smoke)

Deleting all my tweets every time I get stoned

I broke my funny bone throw me a phone

(There's nothing funny)

And now I know to never ever ever ever do it to me

This time I’ll wear a diaper while I take a shit on my energy

This time I’ll wear a condom during sex with my enemies

(SCOTT)

Am I an enemy?

You are my best friend

Our friendship will never come to an end and I’m enamored by the vibes you send

Roses are red, violets are blue

And I think you are a cool guy, bro you shine bright

Bro you shine bright

Bro you shine bright

(There's nothing funny)

Bro you shine bright

(It's not funny)

Bro you shine bright

(It's just a joke)