Carl's Theme - Nine Pound Hammer

The pants that I’m wearing

Wick the sweat from my balls

A South Jersey Mook

I’m the cock of the walk

I don’t need no instructions

To know how to ROCK

More Then a Feeling

Is the world’s greatest song

I crank it all day long

All over my block

I don’t need no instructions

To know how to ROCK

Get the f*** out of my pool

Exit 1−0-9 baby

That’s where the skanks hang out

They love my shiney dome

And my nasty flip flops

I don’t need no instructions

To know how to ROCK

I don’t need no instructions

To know how to ROCK

Look here

I been working since I was 8 years old

And I won’t eat no more shag ya hear now?

Yeah!