13 Stitches - NOFX

The first time I saw The Descendents

They were the fastest band I’d ever seen

No one in the crowd really cared for them

We were waiting for The Alley Cats to play

After a couple months I heard Kabuki Girl

On Rodney on the ROQ late Sunday night

That was enough for me, I hopped the bus

To Licorice Pizza and bought my all time favorite record

The next time I went to The Whisky

It was D.O.A.

with Millions of Dead Cops

The latter band played faster than I could believe

But the songs sounded the same and kinda sucked

Said John Wayne was a Nazi

And Joey Shithead was a drunk

Then John Macias beat some hippie to a pulp

Cause having long hair was a mistake

The third time I went to the hospital

I needed 13 stitches in my head

I managed to catch about 6 songs of Ill Repute

Then some suicidal threw me into a post

My girlfriend started to cry cause we had to leave

Before DRI played 50 lousy songs

My blood stained shirt smelled of clove cigarettes

But it sure looked pretty cool after a wash