Johnny Appleseed - NOFX

Through word of mouth let it be known

The man who spends his life on a mission, he’s legendary

Travelling from coast to coast

He’s the contemporary Johnny Appleseed

He’s making sure his garden grows

He’ll plant a seed in every town he goes

Fertilizing the country side

Couldn’t stop him with insecticide

Makin' sure that the garden grows,

yeah, yeah, yeah

Groomin' the backyard, or whackin' a weed

When diggin' holes, he’ll be wearing a glove

He go into the shed, get out a shovel, and he shove

He’ll plant the seed, makin' sure it’s sown

He go into the shed, and he start hoein' with the hoe,