I Got No iPhone - Parry Gripp

I hate my life and I wanna die

I ain’t got no iPhone

My heart is breakin', thinkin' suicide

I ain’t got no iPhone

I hate my life and I wanna die

I ain’t got no iPhone

My heart is breakin', thinkin' suicide

I ain’t got no iPhone

Like a boat capsizin'

No hope on the horizon

Got a two-year contract,

and I’m stuck on Verizon!

I got no iPhone (x8)

I hate my life and I wanna die

(I got no iPhone)

It’s 2009 people.

And everyone should have an iPhone.

(I got no iPhone)

(My heart is breakin', thinkin' suicide)

(I got no iPhone)

Aww

I got no iPhone.