I Like Vegetables - Parry Gripp

Fancy cars, you can’t sell to me

I spend all of my money on celery

Guarantee, there’s no stopping me

When the plate I see contains broccoli

Like I told you before, I’m hardcore

All the food that I score goes in the vegetable drawer

Some people bring soda to your house and share it

But the party don’t start 'til I show up with my carrot

Call Dr. Phil and warn Oprah

I’m gonna eat up all of the okra

I’m notorious, I’m nefarious

I don’t spare one spear of asparagus

You think you’re tough?

You think you’re hard?

I’m gonna eat the chard right out your yard

My enemies cower when they feel the power

That I gain when I devour a cauliflower

I, I like vegetables

I, I like vegetables (Oh!)

I, I like vegetables

I, I like vegetables (I can eat a billion turnips!)

Let me hear you shout, let me hear you shout

I’m gonna get crazy on a brussel sprout

We’re gonna get crazy on a brussel sprout

We’re gonna get crazy on a brussel sprout (Yeah!)

I, I like vegetables (You gotta rock that cabbage!)

I, I like vegetables (Come on! I like vegetables!)

I, I like vegetables