Lazy Harp Seal Has No Job - Parry Gripp

Lazy harp seal has no job

Lazy harp seal has no money

See his earnings, they are meager

He’s lacking business acumen

Look at me!

I’ve got a fancy camera

The lens is big and it cost a lot

Look at me, in my nice yellow jacket

The color is a special order

It was hard to find

Lazy harp seal has no camera

Not even a simple point and shoot

Foolishly he sits there smiling

Even though he has no jacket

See him there goofing around

He does not behave proactively

Many girls, they seem to like him

I find the situation frustrating

Lazy harp seal has no job

Lazy harp seal has no money

Lazy harp seal has no camera

Lazy harp seal has no jacket