Glittering Zero - Peter Allen

You’re dancing in the rainbows of the jukebox shining light

You got too high on purpose, just to keep the boys uptight

You move like chocolate puddin'

Everybody’s hearts delight

But

You’re just a Glittering Zero, and I ain’t gonna be your hero

You’re just a Glittering Zero

And you ain’t gonna last the night

Dizzy, frizzy hairdo, lots of silver on your eyes

The way you move you’d think you’d taste like tapioca pies

But if you’d let them close enough, they’d get a big surprise

'Cause

You’re just a Glittering Zero, and I ain’t gonna be your hero

You’re just a Glittering Zero

In a feminine disguise

You always wear a wristwatch but you never have the time

And if I were to call you up I’d surely waste my dime

There’s really nothing on your mind but ooh

I said

You sure do know the steps of every dance there is to do

I never saw a bunch of grapes look half as ripe as you

I wouldn’t want to live there, but I sure enjoy the view

'Cause

You’re just a Glittering Zero, and I ain’t gonna be your hero

You’re just a Glittering Zero

And I’m

Just passin'

I’m passin'

Just passin'

I’m passin' through