Skinny Minny - Peter Kraus

My skinny Minnie she’s a crazy chick,

Six foot high and one foot thick

Well, do I love her

Does a boy love pie

Well, she is the apple of my eye,

Skinny Minnie

She ain’t skinny,

She’s tall, that’s all

Well, though her shadow doesn’t take much ground

What there is really gets around

What there ain’t that’s what she be

And even that’s too much for me

Skinny Minnie

She ain’t skinny,

She’s tall, that’s all

Well, much thicker than a fishing pole

One half rock and the other half roll

You can dig that chick from either side

And man, you’ll yell: «Where did she hide?»

Skinny Minnie

She ain’t skinny,

She’s tall, that’s all

Skinny Minnie

She ain’t skinny,

She’s tall, that’s all