Odorono - Petra Haden

She sang the best she’d ever sang

She couldn’t ever sing any better

But Mister Davidson never rang

She knew he would forget her

She’d seen him there

And put herself to ransom

He had stared

He really was quite handsome

She had really looked her best

She couldn’t ever look any better

But she knew she’d failed the test

She knew he would forget her

Triumphant!

was the way she felt

As she acknowledged the applause

Triumphant!

was the way she’d felt

When she saw him at the dressing room door

She was happier than she’d ever been

As he praised her for her grace

But his expression changed, she had seen

As he leant to kiss her face

It ended there

He claimed a late appointment

She quickly turned

To hide her disappointment

She ripped her glittering gown

Couldn’t face another show, no

Her deodorant had let her down

She should have used Odorono