Middle - Pig with the Face of a Boy

No, he don’t have time for no scientists

He says they don’t agree

Likes to spend his time on the internet

Shows him what he wants to see

He will drive you around in his Jaguar

He’s a BA frequent flyer

He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged

Climate change denier.

He talks about solar cycles,

says they’ll never make him pay.

He says an Exxon-funded study

says everything’s okay

He loves to show you the emails,

how the liberals conspire

He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged

Climate change denier.

Says there’s a war on the motorists,

the economy needs cars

Gets his meat from farms in the Amazon,

his opinions from Mars

He’d be right behind global warming

If our summers would be drier

He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged

Climate change denier.

His house is high on a hillside

He heats his patio

Says if the earth is getting hotter, well

What was the last snow?

Tries to speak like Jeremy Clarkson

Thinks that he’s the new Messiah

He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged

Climate change denier.

He’s not afraid of the future

When he won’t be alive

Says he’s worked so hard on his life for

The right to drink and drive

He respects you have an opinion

But he tells you you’re a liar

He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged

Climate change denier.

He’s a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged

Climate change denier.